Boxer

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The Boxer was job where all you did was sit around and punch people who came into the ring. It eventually devolved into an excuse to punch people bloody and steal shit. Most boxers who did this often wound up dead or stuffed into a brig cell by angry security guards who were sick of being punched in the crotch.

This job was discontinued during the early history of Donut Station 2, then recontinued years later as a randomly available gimmick job. Nowadays, Boxer is always enabled, with two slots available every round and four more slots on Sundays for crazy tag team matchups. And anyone can become a boxer in spirit by putting on the boxing gloves and shorts in the Gym!

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