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There are many different vehicles that can be found on Goonstation, for all of your drunk driving needs. For the most part, beginning your alcohol-fueled ~~vehicular homicide~~ joy ride is as easy as click-dragging your character sprite onto the vehicle or left-clicking the thing and picking "enter". Should some hooligan steal your ride, hitting the vehicle the disarm (yellow hand) intent will shove out, momentarily stunning them and giving you ample time to reclaim your ride.

Segway

Respect my Authoritah!

The Security department's (for some reason, Medical's) personal fleet, and the proud vehicle of mall cops across the country. Surprisingly robust for something meant to be joke item. It's the fastest non-antagonist vehicle in the game that isn't a pod, and running into anyone while riding will fling you over the handlebars, stunning both you and the person you ran over for a while. It also has lights and siren so that you can ~~warn people to get out of the way~~ annoy the entire fucking station.

Buff-R-Matic 3000

Slip n Slide

The Janitor's personal vehicle, and overall an upgrade over the standard mop and bucket. It can clean the floors simply by moving on them while the buffer's on, much faster than any mop could, and if you switch out the massive (200 units!) reservoir of water and space cleaner with something else, you can do far more than just clean. Expect to be pushed off frequently due to the fact that you're making everyone fall on their ass. And then it will be stolen and spaced or used to make everyone else fall down.

Forklift

Staplerfahrer Klaus!

Designed for ~~reenacting Forklift Driver Klaus~~ moving crates around the QM department and found in Cargo Bay and Disposals. Unlike other vehicles, you actually have to left-click and select "Enter Forklift" to get on. Features a three-crate capacity, and an amber emergency light (accessed through the Forklift tab) to warn crew that you're coming through and light your way a little bit. To load the crates, get in the forklift and click drag the crate onto the forklift sprite. To unload them, click on the Forklift tab on the right of your display, and choose "drop crates".

Also surprisingly versatile for antags. Not only can the forklift be permanently disabled and turned into an improvised barricade with a screwdriver and pair of wirecutters, but also is handy for kidnappings and hiding bodies. The AI cannot track you while you're inside the forklift because it completely hides your identity, anyone yelling at you from the outside will have to use the radio or you can't hear them, and if someone is in a crate, their screams for help will actually be seen as them being inside the forklift and not the crate.

In addition, it actually follows Newton's First Law in that it will also keep moving without you if you don't apply the brake (accessible through the Forklift tab) , even if you get pushed off or get out to activate a computer or something. Doesn't run people over, sadly, or recreate that scene from Final Destination 3 where it knocks over shelving. Also, if you run into the crusher it'll eat the forklift but safely eject you so you can run, unlike other vehicles! Note that attempting to flip while inside one will give you a concussion and knock you unconscious.

Clown Car

CATCH DAT FUKKEN CLOWN

A fun Traitor vehicle. Enter wearing at least two Clown clothing items and prepare for fun. Running people over gives them brute damage and a stun, which lets you hop out and stuff them into your car with drag and drop or manually grabbing them. Fits up to 30 people in the backseat.

Crashing into a wall (or really any solid object) will fling the driver through the windshield and occasionally the passengers too. Anybody clicking on the car with an empty hand can open the door to let them out.

M.U.L.E.

Onward, my valiant steed!

By hacking a M.U.L.E., you can ride it like a surfboard! It even drives itself! Simply hack it to accept any cargo, climb on board, and set your destination with your PDA program! If you're a traitor,you also remove the safety and increase the speed and watch in glee as it runs everyone over while you scream "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!" over the radio!

Martian Rover

Get your ass to Mars.

You have to repair it first with various parts scatted about the outpost, but once you do, it's pretty awesome. Specifically designed to resist dust storms, it's also similar to the forklift in that it completely hides your identity while you're inside it.

Go-Kart

Hi I'm Daisy

A fun virtual vehicle! Drag and drop your character on it and race for the finish line! Pick up power-ups and ride the yellow arrows for massive speed boosts! It's mainly only used in the VR world, but sometimes they're found on the station through Admin shenanigans. Unlike many other vehicles, you cannot be pushed off a go-kart.

Pods and Putts

Red 3 Standing By

See Space Pod for information.

Rideable Cats

It's like riding a Luck Dragon

Rare creatures, only found via admin shenanigans, that are identical in function to segways. Only they're cats.

Adminbus

The single most dangerous item on this entire list, laying waste to all it touches.

Get in.

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-There are many different vehicles that can be found on Goonstation, for all of your drunk driving needs.
+There are many different vehicles that can be found on Goonstation, for all of your drunk driving needs. For the most part, beginning your alcohol-fueled <strike>vehicular homicide</strike> joy ride is as easy as click-dragging your character sprite onto the vehicle or left-clicking the thing and picking "enter". Should some hooligan steal your ride, hitting the vehicle the disarm (yellow hand) intent will shove out, momentarily stunning them and giving you ample time to reclaim your ride.
 == Segway ==
-''Respect my Authoritah!''
+[[Security Objects#Segway|''Respect my Authoritah!'']]
-The Security department's personal fleet, and the proud vehicle of mall cops across the country. Drag and drop your character on it to mount. It's the fastest non-antagonist vehicle in the game that isn't a pod. Running into anyone while riding will fling you over the handlebars, stunning both you and the person you ran over for a while. You can be pushed off this vehicle. It also has lights and siren so that you can <s>warn people to get out of the way</s> annoy the entire fucking station.
+The Security department's (for some reason, Medical's) personal fleet, and the proud vehicle of mall cops across the country. Surprisingly robust for something meant to be joke item. It's the fastest non-antagonist vehicle in the game that isn't a pod, and running into anyone while riding will fling you over the handlebars, stunning both you and the person you ran over for a while. It also has lights and siren so that you can <s>warn people to get out of the way</s> annoy the entire fucking station.
 == Buff-R-Matic 3000 ==
-''Slip n Slide''
+[[Janitor#The Janitor's Arsenal|''Slip n Slide'']]
-The Janitor's personal vehicle. Drag and drop your character on it to operate. It has a 200 unit tank of whatever chemicals you want to put in it, although it starts with a mixture of water and space cleaner. You can be pushed off this thing and expect to be pushed off almost immediately due to the fact that you're making everyone fall on their ass. And then it will be stolen and spaced or used to make everyone else fall down.
+The Janitor's personal vehicle, and overall an upgrade over the standard mop and bucket. It can clean the floors simply by moving on them while the buffer's on, much faster than any mop could, and if you switch out the massive (200 units!) reservoir of water and space cleaner with [[Chemistry#Pyrotechnic_Chems|something else]], you can do far more than just clean. Expect to be pushed off frequently due to the fact that you're making everyone fall on their ass. And then it will be stolen and spaced or used to make everyone else fall down.
 == Forklift ==
 [[File:Forklift.png|left|frame|Staplerfahrer Klaus!]]
-Free for everyone to use, but designed for the QM department. It's found in the warehouse. Unlike other vehicles that aren't Pods or Putts, you have to actually select "Enter Forklift" to get on. You can still be pushed off, though. It can carry three crates at once, ignores plastic flaps, and it has an amber emergency light to warn crew you're coming through and light your way a little bit. The forklift can be disabled permanently with a screwdriver and a pair of wirecutters preventing people from moving it, turning it into a makeshift barricade. Also, the best part?  The AI cannot track you while inside the forklift, anyone yelling at out from outside have to use the radio or you can't hear them, your identity is completely hidden while inside, and if someone is in a crate, their screaming for help will actually be seen as them being inside the forklift and not the crate. It will also keep moving without you if you don't apply the brake, especially if you get pushed off or get out to activate a computer or something. Doesn't run people over, sadly, or recreate that scene from ''Final Destination 3'' where it knocks over shelving. Also, if you run into the crusher it'll eat the forklift but safely eject you so you can run, unlike other vehicles! Note that attempting to flip while inside one will give you a concussion and knock you unconscious.
+Designed for <s>reenacting Forklift Driver Klaus</s> moving crates around the [[Quartermaster|QM department]] and found in [[Cargo Bay]] and [[Disposals]]. Unlike other vehicles, you actually have to left-click and select "Enter Forklift" to get on. Features a three-crate capacity, and an amber emergency light (accessed through the Forklift tab) to warn crew that you're coming through and light your way a little bit. To load the crates, get in the forklift and click drag the crate onto the forklift sprite. To unload them, click on the Forklift tab on the right of your display, and choose "drop crates".
+Also surprisingly versatile for antags. Not only can the forklift be permanently disabled and turned into an improvised barricade with a screwdriver and pair of wirecutters, but also is handy for kidnappings and hiding bodies. The AI cannot track you while you're inside the forklift because it completely hides your identity, anyone yelling at you from the outside will have to use the radio or you can't hear them, and if someone is in a crate, their screams for help will actually be seen as them being inside the forklift and not the crate.
+In addition, it actually follows Newton's First Law in that it will also keep moving without you if you don't apply the brake (accessible through the Forklift tab) , even if you get pushed off or get out to activate a computer or something. Doesn't run people over, sadly, or recreate that scene from ''Final Destination 3'' where it knocks over shelving. Also, if you run into the crusher it'll eat the forklift but safely eject you so you can run, unlike other vehicles! Note that attempting to flip while inside one will give you a concussion and knock you unconscious.
 == Clown Car ==
-''CATCH DAT FUKKEN CLOWN''
+[[Syndicate Items#ClownCar|''CATCH DAT FUKKEN CLOWN'']]
+A fun Traitor vehicle. Enter wearing at least two Clown clothing items and prepare for fun. Running people over gives them brute damage and a stun, which lets you hop out and stuff them into your car with drag and drop or manually grabbing them. Fits up to 30 people in the backseat.
-A fun Traitor vehicle. Drag and drop your character on it while wearing at least two Clown clothing items and prepare for fun. It can run people over to cause damage, and it also stuns them, which lets you hop out and stuff them into your car with drag and drop or by manually grabbing them. Up to 30 crew members can find themselves trapped in the backseat. Crashing into a wall will fling the driver through the windshield and has a chance to free the passengers. Anybody clicking on the car with an empty hand can open the door to let them out.
+Crashing into a wall (or really any solid object) will fling the driver through the windshield and occasionally the passengers too. Anybody clicking on the car with an empty hand can open the door to let them out.
 == M.U.L.E. ==
 [[File:Mulebot.png|left|frame|]]
-''Onward, my valiant steed!''
+[[Quartermaster#The_MULE|''Onward, my valiant steed!'']]
-Hacking a [[Robots#MULEBot|M.U.L.E.]] will actually allow you to ride it like a surfboard! It even drives itself! Simply hack it to accept any cargo, climb on board, and set your destination! If you're a traitor, also remove the safety and increase the speed and watch in glee as it runs everyone over while you scream "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!" over the radio!
+By hacking a [[Robots#MULEBot|M.U.L.E.]], you can ride it like a surfboard! It even drives itself! Simply hack it to accept any cargo, climb on board, and set your destination with your PDA program! If you're a traitor,you also remove the safety and increase the speed and watch in glee as it runs everyone over while you scream "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!" over the radio!
 == Martian Rover ==
-''Get your ass to Mars.''
+[[Adventure Zone|''Get your ass to Mars.'']]
-You have to repair it first, but once you do, it's pretty awesome. Specifically designed to resist dust storms, it's also similar to the forklift in that it completely hides your identity while you're inside it.
+You have to repair it first with various parts scatted about the outpost, but once you do, it's pretty awesome. Specifically designed to resist dust storms, it's also similar to the forklift in that it completely hides your identity while you're inside it.
 == Go-Kart ==
-''Hi I'm Daisy''
+[[Arcade|''Hi I'm Daisy'']]
-A fun virtual vehicle! Drag and drop your character on it and race for the finish line! It's mainly only used in the VR world, but sometimes they're found on the station. Unlike many other vehicles, you cannot be pushed off a go-kart. In the VR simulation, these can also pick up and use powerups!
+A fun virtual vehicle! Drag and drop your character on it and race for the finish line! Pick up power-ups and ride the yellow arrows for massive speed boosts! It's mainly only used in the VR world, but sometimes they're found on the station through Admin shenanigans. Unlike many other vehicles, you cannot be pushed off a go-kart.
 == Pods and Putts ==
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 == Adminbus ==
 The single most dangerous item on this entire list, laying waste to all it touches.
 '''Get in.'''